So Serious Hoodie
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length | 70 | 72 | 74 | 76 | 78 | 79 |
| Shoulder | 56.5 | 58 | 59.5 | 61 | 62.5 | 64 |
| Chest | 60 | 62 | 64 | 66 | 68 | 71 |
| Sleeve length | 56 | 57.5 | 59 | 60.5 | 62 | 62 |
Why So Serious? Because it's fuckin' Monday!
Not every hoodie needs a deep meaning. Sometimes you are tired, slightly overstimulated, running on coffee and bad sleep, and someone has just asked you to “circle back” on something that definitely could have been an email.
The Why So Serious? Hoodie is for those days.
Snow-washed purple, oversized, heavyweight, and deliberately loud enough to say what you cannot be bothered to explain. Finished with the familiar question on the front, and the only honest answer underneath.
Part of the Misunderstood, Mostly. collection, for people who are generally alright, occasionally dramatic, and often misread until after their first coffee.
Not angry.
Not broken.
Just having a Monday.
- Fabric Weight: 420 gsm
- Fabric Thickness: Moderate
- Fabric Style: Snow Washed
Care Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean