Why So Serious Cotton Tee

Some smiles are genuine.

Some are just what happens when it’s Monday and you’ve already used all your acceptable reactions.

Cut in a deep plum colour with a loud acid-green grin across the chest, this tee sits somewhere between cheerful and quietly unravelling. One sleeve asks “Why so serious?” while the other provides the perfectly reasonable explanation: “Coz it’s fucking Monday."

Finished with the Avg. Jon’s mark across the upper back, it’s bright enough to look optimistic from a distance and honest enough to correct that assumption up close.

For early alarms, forced enthusiasm and anyone currently holding it together with caffeine and inappropriate humour.

Details

• Deep plum T-shirt
• Acid-green distressed smile graphic
• Contrasting sleeve prints
• Avg. Jon’s back-neck branding
• Regular fit

Designed for Mondays; wearable during the remaining administrative days of the week

Avg. Jon’s, not miserable. Just appropriately enthusiastic.

Care Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean