{"product_id":"living-the-dream-tee","title":"Living the Dream Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eNot all nightmares happen when you're asleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe've all said it, \"Living the dream.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUsually through gritted teeth, clutching a coffee, wondering which questionable life decision brought us to this exact moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut here we are. Another day, another dream. Allegedly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur Living the Dream Tee takes everyone's favourite sarcastic response to modern life and gives it the horror treatment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a dark, slasher-inspired graphic on a vintage washed green tee, finished with understated typography and our signature maroon full stop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA little sinister, a little sarcastic, uncomfortably relatable, because sometimes the real nightmare isn't what happens when you close your eyes - it's what happens when the alarm goes off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHorror lovers with a sense of humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who's ever described a terrible day as \"living the dream.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who consider Monday morning a legitimate horror franchise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThose who prefer their clothing with a little personality and a healthy dose of sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHalloween appropriate. Everyday life approved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLiving the Dream.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBecause waking up doesn't always mean the nightmare's over.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Effects: Washed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Fit: Oversized\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Neckline: Round Neck \/ O-Neck\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Sleeve Style: Drop Shoulder\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Sleeve Length: Short Sleeve\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Season: Spring \/ Summer \/ Autumn\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Style: Basics \/ Casual \/ Sporty \/ Street\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry low\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Do not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFabric\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Material: 100% cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Fabric Weight: 350 gsm (10.3 oz)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Thickness: Thick\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Breathability: Moderate\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"width: 1024px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; 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